dinner at grandparents
Watching the tennis. Some chick and a fat chick are playing. Fat chick gets break point.
Aunt: everyone, it’s break point!
Me: the only thing she’s breaking is her pants! haha am i right? right?
Everyone keeps watching paying no attention to me
Me: c’mon, it was a good call!!!
Later
Me: ♫ easy to drive! easy to choose! easy to buy, so you just can’t choose! peters, clive peeters, clive peters, so easy, clive peters clive peters, cli cli peters ♫
Brother: idiot thats not how it goes
Me: oh yeah well how does it go then?!
Brother: ♫ easy to try! easy to choose! easy to buy so you just can’t lose! easy clive peterss etc. ♫
Me: Oh..
Later
Brother sneaks up from behind and covers my eyes
bro: guess who?
Me: clive peters?
Bro: no. here let my try something *grabs my throat*
Me: is it going to hurt?
Bro: no, dont worry, just let me try something
Me: this better not be a sleeper hold…
Bro: it’s not. just tell me if you feel something
Me: woah i feel sleepy lol
Bro: shadup
Me: ten hours later
Bro: you idiot, stop saying that.
Me: fine!
Me: ….♫ peterrs, clive peterss.. ♫
Later
Tennis again, there’s a slow motion of the fat chick hitting the ball. Everyone watching.
Me: *giggle*
Everyone still watching
Me: she looks like she’s dancing!
Everyone still watching, paying no attention to me
Me: *laughing*
Bro: *does impersonation of the fat chick*
Me: *bursts out laughing*
Much Later
Other chick wins a game. The camera shows her boyfriend standing up and pumping out his fist
Me: *imitates boyfriend*
Mum: it looks like he’s doing the halal hitler!
Me: …
