January 2009
43 posts
Jan 30th
Jan 30th
How many 90 year olds could you take in a fight?
How many could YOU take? OH YEAH! HIGH SCORE :D
Jan 30th
Jan 30th
“Somebody make me stop!”
– The Mask
Jan 30th
tic tac type
hey guys, check this bad boy out hows that baby lookin. you can type up to speeds of 64 words per minute on this thing. such a sick keyboard bro.
Jan 29th
ima rockstar!!!1
i was playing guter hero today! i felt like such a rocker dude :D above: OH HOLY CRAP IM AN AWESOME GUITARIST!!!! above: the sad truth
Jan 26th
uber tired
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz lol
Jan 26th
“Life is like a carton of candies”
– Forrest Gump’s Mother, Forrest Gump
Jan 26th
Jan 26th
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dodgy chinese lollies
well its chinese new year so my grandpa gave us kiddies some lollies (yay!) above: the lolly and my thumb above: WTF?!! WHERE’S MY LOLLY!!! above: me double checking for my lolly understandably pissed, i stole another lolly from the lolly bowl which was a lindt chocolate :D oh goody, lindt can never let you down! above: WTFFF?!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THAT THING?! gah i...
Jan 24th
dinner at grandparents
Watching the tennis. Some chick and a fat chick are playing. Fat chick gets break point. Aunt: everyone, it’s break point! Me: the only thing she’s breaking is her pants! haha am i right? right? Everyone keeps watching paying no attention to me Me: c’mon, it was a good call!!! Later Me: ♫ easy to drive! easy to choose! easy to buy, so you just can’t choose! peters, clive...
Jan 24th
i'm sick
infected with the T virus lol. but seriously, i am sick, so yeah.
Jan 22nd
when you're in trouble...
call for blackup!
Jan 21st
Jan 21st
Jan 20th
stop the pressing
this just in: contrary to popular belief, m&ms do infact melt in your hand as well as your mouth.
Jan 20th
nadal
kellen says :
ausopen
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oh
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hows that goin
kellen says :
awesome
kellen says :
nadal's playing
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ahah
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more like nadal
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oh wait
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that doesnt work over msn
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but i say it like
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nasal
kellen says :
loloser
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shadup
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since im bored im posting that on my blog
kellen says :
wow you loser
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stfu
Jan 19th
Jan 19th
“May you have the force”
– The Old Jedi, Star Wars
Jan 17th
four scores and seven years ago
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Jan 17th
kirbay dancay lolay
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Jan 16th
Jan 16th
“The name’s James Bond.”
– James Bond
Jan 15th
Jan 14th
tired of all those problems in life?
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Jan 13th
sushi chicks
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eat sushi off a hot chick
qiqi°♡stu bwankfank says :
OMFG
qiqi°♡stu bwankfank says :
LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
qiqi°♡stu bwankfank says :
EAT SUSHI OFF A HOT CHICK
qiqi°♡stu bwankfank says :
!?!?!?!
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my ultimate fantasy
qiqi°♡stu bwankfank says :
ur craaaaaaazy
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or should i say
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fantasty
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lol
qiqi°♡stu bwankfank says :
crazy crazy crazy
Jan 13th
“With great power comes great respect”
– Uncle Ben, Spiderman
Jan 13th
seven pounds
Today i went to see the movie “seven pounds” with some friends, starring will smoth. I went into the movie thinking it was going to be the feel-good comedy of the year. How wrong i was. I came out of the movie with a newfound love for blind people and the economy and an intense hatred for jellyfish. Overall the movie was a disappointment, but i started to brainthunder some ways in...
Jan 13th
a pirate walks into a bar with a wheel around his...
Bartender: Woah, dude wtf, you've got a wheel around your d*ck!!
Pirate: Arghhh, i know, it's drivin' me nuts!
Jan 12th
Jan 12th
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slaughter? pt.II
“You can’t spell slaughter without laughter!” You know what else you can’t spell slaughter without? slut.
Jan 12th
slaughter?
“You can’t spell slaughter without laughter!” You know what else you can’t spell without laughter? laughter
Jan 12th
picture words
they say a picture says a thousand words, but what about this one? just a thought
Jan 12th
visit this big gaybo stu
simplyher: www.lifeasakeyboard.tumblr.com ahah totally worth my $20 in advertising. but your probably already here. soo.. yeah.
Jan 12th
“Oh, be nice!”
– Austin Powers
Jan 12th
Jan 12th
Jan 12th
stickynotes
i’ve always found the sidebar gadgets in vista to be a real waste of space, but recently i’ve discovered a use for the neat little “virtual stickynotes” gadget
Jan 12th
“Show me where the money is!”
– Jerry Maguire
Jan 11th
great find
woahhh i just found this totally cool website, you guys should check it out. basically what it does, is you put in something you want to know more about, and it sends like, an email to some guy living in boston or some shit, i dunno, who researches the stuff, and posts it all on the internet for your convinience. heres the link: http://google.com
Jan 11th
ms paint: mario super paint
theirs: mine: i dunno, i think mine kinda wins in terms of creativity
Jan 11th
blog lol
Why do they call these things blogs? Is it cause its like, a beeeeeeeee log lol. I dunno, i guess it’s just one of those questions that nobody will ever know the answer to.
Jan 11th